"Mario Sunshine was a dorky name for a game with Mario using a watergun on vacation. Zelda was a cartoon. Metroid Prime may be amazing, but to me it looked weak and boring compared to Halo."
"Also, the Gamecube was a purple lunchbox with a legoland controller."
I wish I could permanently flag you in some list of "Shallow non-gamers whose opinion I will never, ever care about and I would love to block forever."
Currently playing:
Bloodbath Paddy Wagon Ultra 9







