By using this site, you agree to our Privacy Policy and our Terms of Use. Close

"Mario Sunshine was a dorky name for a game with Mario using a watergun on vacation. Zelda was a cartoon. Metroid Prime may be amazing, but to me it looked weak and boring compared to Halo."

"Also, the Gamecube was a purple lunchbox with a legoland controller."


I wish I could permanently flag you in some list of "Shallow non-gamers whose opinion I will never, ever care about and I would love to block forever."



Currently playing:

Bloodbath Paddy Wagon Ultra 9