Screamapillar on 24 March 2013
Question: Why do people care at all about the Wii U port of this game? The game was crap, it turned out to be nothing like what it was promised, and it has completely stopped selling.
None of you are going to buy the Wii U version of Aliens, just admit it. This a non-story. The game was bad, it's over with, just move on.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
