Screamapillar on 20 March 2013
The Wii U hasn't been out long enough for this article and it's premise to exist. Wii U went for ten weeks without any significant software, and couple that with the fact that Jan-March is traditionally a very slow period of the year for games sales, and you have the situation with the Wii U, such as it is. The PS3 went through a similar rut after the holiday sales of '06 died down... GameCube went through a rut as well. Software droughts cause this. It was expected. Nintendo told us there would be a two-month drought in January. I don't understand why people are so surprised. Journalists must not have anything else to write about so they make up doom-and-gloom pieces for new hardware.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
