Screamapillar on 14 March 2013
Nintendo's first and second-party studios aren't the problem, it's their lack of being able to secure a steady flow of third-party support. That's really the only glaring issue they have as far as software support goes.
Beside that, I'd stack Nintendo's first-party output up against Microsoft or Sony's any day. I'll bet 1:1:1 they're damn close, if not faster at getting first-party games out there.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
