Screamapillar on 13 March 2013
Zelda, Mario, Mario Kart, Pikmin, W101, and 'X' don't interest you?
If that is the case, I am forced to wonder why you bought a Wii U at all.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
