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Let's go down the list of every console I ever owned:

  • Nes: I decided to open it up and see what was inside of it.  Gutted it like a fish.  Was I insane?
  • Gameboy:  Never broke.  Sold it.
  • Super Nes:  Still works to this very day and is played almost daily by my mom
  • Gameboy #2:  Still works.  Somewhere in my moms house.  It's a clear one that I bought in 1995.  Has dried up Coca Cola in it.
  • Nintendo 64:  Never broke.  Sold it.
  • Playstation 1:  Spindle thingy broke off for no goddam reason.
  • Playstation 1 #2:  Never broke.  Traded it for a PS2 (store credit)
  • Nintendo 64 #2:  Atomic green Donkey Kong bundle.  Never broke.  Still works.
  • Dreamcast:  Still works.  Is at my mom's.  Still works.
  • Playstation 2:  Disc read error.  Never recovered.
  • Playstation 2 #2:  Disc read error.  I opened it and fixed it.  It broke again.  I opened it to fix it and forgot I had unscrewed everything.  Went to pick it up after work and all of the guts fell out.
  • Gamecube:  Never broke.  Sold it when I got a Wii
  • Playstation 2 #3:  Still works.
  • Gameboy Advance:  Still works.  No idea where it went.
  • Nintendo DS Phat: Broken hinge.  Still works.
  • Nintendo DS Phat #2: Broken hinge.  Still works
  • Nintendo DS Phat #3: Broken hinge.  Still works
  • Nintendo DS Lite (white): Magically disappeared
  • Nintendo DS Lite (Pink) : Still works
  • Nintendo DSi (Blue):  Still works
  • Sony PSP: Still works
  • Sony PSP (pink): Still works
  • Sega Genesis: Still works.  Is at my mom's, totally unloved
  • Nintendo Wii:  Still works.  It's a Netflix box, now.
  • Sony PS3:  Still works
  • Xbox 360 20GB:  RRoD
  • Xbox 360 60GB:  Jasper model.  Still works.  Is in the living room.  Did suffer a disc read error but M$ fixed it for free
  • Xbox 360 250GB:  Still works.  Is in the gaming room.
  • Nintendo 3DS:  Still works.
  • Nintendo 3DS #2:  Still works
  • Playstation Vita:  Still works
  • Nintendo Wii U:  Still works

I think that's all of 'em.