If humans first appeared in Africa, does that mean God is a brother?

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AbbathTheGrim said:

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They say God is love, therefore ->|God = Love|

They say love is blind, so |Love = Blind| therefore -> |God = Blind|

First man was african, africans are black, so |First Man = Black| God created man to his image, therefore |God = Black|

Blind + Black = 2.God

Stevie Wonder is blind and black, Therefore |Stevie Wonder = 2.God|

Conclusion: Stevie Wonder is 2 Gods in the same body at the same time just in case someone doubted about his omnipotence.

 

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