| Andrespetmonkey said: The movies aren't that bad. I mean, they aren't that good either, but they aren't massive pieces of shit like people make them out to be, |
Oh yes they are! I have been forced to sit through every fucking one of them because my wife is a "Twi-hard". These movies are a complete abomination with zero redeeming qualities.
The acting is atrocious. Kristen Stewart has one facial expression.....constipated.
The story is the exact same rehashed garbage that we've been seeing in teen romances for years. Girl falls for mysterious guy that she knows isn't good for her, expcept this guy sparkles when sunlight hits him and he uses enough hair gel on a daily basis to drown a large dog in.
Worst of all, this series completely destroys anything that was ever remotely cool about vampires and it makes no sense. These fuckers sparkle in sunlight, keep repeating highschool over and over even though they are 100 years old, and shatter like glass when they get hit really hard. No blood comes out whatsoever. So they're made of some sort of crystal or glass? Yet they are still completely flexible and soft to the touch? They also apparently have no pulse which means no circulation but the one vampire dude gets a boner and knocks up the constipated looking chick? Da fuck?
I could go on, but I think my point has been made!
