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Oh my God... I HATE piece-meal articles. Just let me read the whole thing at once, don't drip-feed readers with highlights and tease them over a period of days.



The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.