theprof00 said:
Nice comic akvod.
OP
HOOOOoooOoOLD UP and slow your shit down.
1. You have problems. Accept that you do. I need look no further for evidence than you listened to advice to play sax for a girl.
2. You care WAY too much about being an "assaulter". Srsly who the fuck cares? Next time she says something, say, "fuck the poh-lice". What's going to happen to you? You gunna get arrested? Go to jail? >_>
3. Find another girl....like, now.
4. Ask girls out. A kind of pseudo, easy way to go out with a girl is if you see a girl going somewhere (who you know) ask her what she's up to, and ask if she minds you walking there with her since you're bored. Usually it results in actually doing the following activity as well. The key is to look independent. You don't need to be asked to join something, you get to the destination and pick up your phone and start texting as you walk away saying "hey thanks for the chat, looks like fun so have a good time". Learn that "going out" and "dating" is not much different from what you just did, with a difference being maybe putting your hand on her shoulder for a few minutes or giving her a hug goodbye.
5. Talk to a friend's older sister. Do you know older sisters? Talk to them. Ask them everything and DON'T ARGUE.
6. Don't ignore the girl. Next time you see her, feel free to walk up WITH her and just say you want to talk. Ask her about something she's into and ACT LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED EVER. Imagine like you've never even met her, but don't do that whole "restarting" roleplay.
7. Pussy on the pedestal. You put it there. Take it down.
8. Girlfriends are the same as guyfriends. You don't fall in love with your bros, do you? Act exactly the way you would with guys, just more polite and gentle.
9. Just do what I said.
10. disclaimer. I gave you these bits of advice because I think the most important problem is that you take the relationship too seriously, and perhaps expect bonds to grow too quickly. Life isn't like tv or the movies....well...it is...but the main difference is that the things that happen in shows or movies should rightly be the culmination of several years, not several episodes. So slow down, relax, don't take things too seriously, ALWAYS SMILE, ALWAYS LAUGH, never get mad, value your own time.
EDIT:
Also stop playing the saxaphone. If your parents are making you, tell them you don't want their life.
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