Screamapillar on 04 March 2013
It doesn't matter why final Wii U sales figures are low, it just matter that they're low.
Not sure why anyone felt it necessary to point out that there were a lot of returns. That tends to happen when the market for the system is weak and there isn't any demand.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
