Kratos would lose 1vs1 against Conker

[d21lewis]

pezus said:

IIIIITHE1IIIII said:

 

A giant cavewoman (?) also had notably smaller boobs, which is inexcusable, while the chieftain had much smaller scars on his ass after Conker used a dinosaur to bite it several times. (Also pretty sure that they censored away his small penis.) Conker's girlfriend, Berri, also had a notably smaller ass.

Additionally, the original had several awesome multiplayer modes. Including a 2 dinosaurs vs 2-6 cavemen mode where the dinosaurs would pick up the cavemen and feed a baby dinosaur while the cavemen would try to collect dinosaur eggs to gain points, a hoverboard racing mode, a 4-player tank mode, a mode where squirrel civilians tried to get past a tediz blockade and a war mode for up to 4 players and 8 or so bots, and a few others. In the remake, only the war mode remained. Though it was severely fleshed out with things like online multiplayer.

Furthermore,

Conker clearly looks better in the original. And his mouth's movements were actually more complex in the original version (though these images obviously won't show that).

Smaller boobs, no penis, no Clockwork Orange, smaller ass etc...wtf.

Now I'm completely sold on the idea that Conker N64>Conker Xbox

It's true, I guess.  But it's a lot easier to masturbate to Jugga when she's composed of more than 20 polygons.