Kratos would lose 1vs1 against Conker

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pezus said:

d21lewis said:

Because people are retarded.  I bought the original for N64 and I bought the Xbox version.  There are a couple of swear words that are censored and one or two jokes that got messed up (like changing Conker's glass of milk from the movie "A Clockwork Orange" to a chalice).  People  Gamers make a big deal out of nothing.  The Xbox version is awesome and is still to this day one of the most played games in my house.  I'd post a pic of them side by side if I'm not too lazy to dig out my N64 cart.

What the fuck! That's a huge mistake. I watched the intro on YT a month ago and it was one of the most epic intros ever, purely because I know and like the movie. Hmm there must be something else to it. Nvm, just checked wikipedia and most of the complaints seem to be about the lack of swearing. That's not too bad.

 

A giant cavewoman (?) also had notably smaller boobs, which is inexcusable, while the chieftain had much smaller scars on his ass after Conker used a dinosaur to bite it several times. (Also pretty sure that they censored away his small penis.) Conker's girlfriend, Berri, also had a notably smaller ass.

Additionally, the original had several awesome multiplayer modes. Including a 2 dinosaurs vs 2-6 cavemen mode where the dinosaurs would pick up the cavemen and feed a baby dinosaur while the cavemen would try to collect dinosaur eggs to gain points, a hoverboard racing mode, a 4-player tank mode, a mode where squirrel civilians tried to get past a tediz blockade and a war mode for up to 4 players and 8 or so bots, and a few others. In the remake, only the war mode remained. Though it was severely fleshed out with things like online multiplayer.

Furthermore,

Conker clearly looks better in the original. And his mouth's movements were actually more complex in the original version (though these images obviously won't show that).

 

In short: Fuck the remake.