Screamapillar on 02 March 2013
Investors won't be happy unless Wii U outsells the Wii, because all they care about is growth.
Even if Wii U is extremely profitable and ends up with an install base of 75 million in 2017, investors will say Nintendo can't compete and needs to put their games on smartphones.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
