Screamapillar on 02 March 2013
Not having progressive scan is a deal-breaker. No internet connectivity is fine, as no one plays Wii games online, but not being able to enjoy the games in 480p on your flat-screen is a tad ridiculous.
Sales should be healthy, though. Maybe it'd be a cool idea to sell to your niece or nephew or something.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
