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I came up with this last night when I couldn't sleep, I know it is dumb but it made me laugh...

 

...In A.D. 2007 Console War was beginning...

 *** EXPLOSION *** aboard SONY SPACESHIP

SONY CAPTAIN: What happen?

SONY HELMSMAN: Nintendo set up us the bomb!

SONY COM OFFICER: We get signal...

SONY COM OFFICER: HDTV turn on!

 

SONY CAPTAIN: ITS WII!!

WII: How are you gentlemen?

WII: All your game are belong to us...

WII: You are on the way to destruction...

WII: You have no $200 cut to survive, make your time.

WII: HA HA HA!!!

SONY COM OFFICER: CAPTAIN?!

SONY CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY $200 DOLLAR!!

SONY CAPTAIN: You know what you doing!!

SONY CAPTAIN: Move consoles!!!

SONY CAPTAIN: For Great Exclusives!

 

The End.