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I came up with this last night when I couldn't sleep, I know it is dumb but it made me laugh...

 

...In A.D. 2007 Console War was beginning...

 *** EXPLOSION *** aboard SONY SPACESHIP

SONY CAPTAIN: What happen?

SONY HELMSMAN: Nintendo set up us the bomb!

SONY COM OFFICER: We get signal...

SONY COM OFFICER: HDTV turn on!

 

SONY CAPTAIN: ITS WII!!

WII: How are you gentlemen?

WII: All your game are belong to us...

WII: You are on the way to destruction...

WII: You have no $200 cut to survive, make your time.

WII: HA HA HA!!!

SONY COM OFFICER: CAPTAIN?!

SONY CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY $200 DOLLAR!!

SONY CAPTAIN: You know what you doing!!

SONY CAPTAIN: Move consoles!!!

SONY CAPTAIN: For Great Exclusives!

 

The End.



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...In A.D. 2007 Copy War was beginning...

Explosion abroad NOA

Reggie: What happen?

Iwata: Sony set us up the copy!

Miyamoto: We get signal...

Miyamoto: Wii Channel turn on!

Reggie: It's Kutaragi!!

Kutaragi: How are you gentlemen?

Kutaragi: All your Motion-Sensing are belong to us..

Kutaragi: You have no Sixaxis to survive, make your time.

Kutaragi: RIIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEE RAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEER!!!!

Miyamoto: Captain?

Reggie: TAKE OFF EVERY WIIMOTE!!

Reggie: You know what you doing!!

Reggie: Move Wiimotes!!

Reggie: For great Waggle. 

 

 

 



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SONY COM OFFICER: HDTV turn on!    Miyamoto: Wii Channel turn on!    Best parts

 This begs to be made into a sig maybe i will do it later.  nice work guys 



Ok I lol'd



Now you just need to record this using microsoft narrator and you'll have an internet hit.



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:D :D



Nothing's cheaper than something free.

F1 vs FOTA, when too much power is in couple peoples hands.

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I envision it to be like the one narrated by Wayne Newton :P



"Kutaragi: RIIIIIIIIIIIDGEEEEE RAAAAAAAAACEEEEEEER!!!!" Brilliant



Leo-j said: If a dvd for a pc game holds what? Crysis at 3000p or something, why in the world cant a blu-ray disc do the same?

ssj12 said: Player specific decoders are nothing more than specialized GPUs. Gran Turismo is the trust driving simulator of them all. 

"Why do they call it the xbox 360? Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away"