I came up with this last night when I couldn't sleep, I know it is dumb but it made me laugh...
...In A.D. 2007 Console War was beginning...
*** EXPLOSION *** aboard SONY SPACESHIP
SONY CAPTAIN: What happen?
SONY HELMSMAN: Nintendo set up us the bomb!
SONY COM OFFICER: We get signal...
SONY COM OFFICER: HDTV turn on!
SONY CAPTAIN: ITS WII!!
WII: How are you gentlemen?
WII: All your game are belong to us...
WII: You are on the way to destruction...
WII: You have no $200 cut to survive, make your time.
WII: HA HA HA!!!
SONY COM OFFICER: CAPTAIN?!
SONY CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY $200 DOLLAR!!
SONY CAPTAIN: You know what you doing!!
SONY CAPTAIN: Move consoles!!!
SONY CAPTAIN: For Great Exclusives!
The End.












