walsufnir on 28 February 2013
To add sth. from GTA:VC:
"The science of evolution has uncovered many of life's mysteries. Like tadpoles
or the pyramids. But the mystery of the armpit remains. What's it for? Why is
it hairy? And why do men have nipples? But one thing is for certain, the armpit
smells bad. Luckily there's Pit Balm. It's like Napalm for your skin or Agent
Orange on your sweat glands. Pit Balm stops unwanted bodily functions in their
tracks. It's as effective as sending GIs into a peasant village. When you're
fighting the war against personal hygiene, bring out the heavy artillery."
