Screamapillar on 13 February 2013
This is complete hogwash. Apple would have to sell their TVs into millions and millions of homes before it had an install base to rival the consoles. Even then, a TV with that kind of functionality would costs thousands, and at that price it's not all competitive with game systems, which sell for less than $300 for most of their life-span.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
