pokoko on 10 February 2013
Well, you know, Mario is also hideous, so it doesn't really matter. He's Ron Jeremy, for cat's sake. You guys really want Ron Jeremy entertaining your kids? He's always a jazzy intro from slipping out of those overalls.
Who wants to play a video-game as Ron Jeremy?* At least sackboy isn't going to sexually assault any stray wildlife.
*Badgenome is exempt from this question.
