The territories lost in the last console war must be retaken, for the greater glory of Sony!
All homes harboring Xboxs shall the torched, and their owners hung in public by 360 controller cords.
The consoles and games themselves will be thrown into a giant landfill, and sealed with cement so that they may never see the sun again. The land shall then be salted, so that no living thing shall grow where the accursed filth rots.
All employees of Microsoft will be given a choice, to convert to the One True Gaming Corporation, or die.
Any who dare speak the name "Xbox" shall have their tongues cut out, and any who writes or type it shall have their fingers chopped off.
Praise be to Sony, and death to Microsoft!
EDIT: If it's not obvious, this is 100% NOT serious, and purely a parody.
