What's your favorite joke?

[highwaystar101]

Katilian said:
My favourite joke requires body actions, but I'll describe it here in hopefully enough detail so you can tell it to others. If you can't understand them while reading through, wait till the punch line and you should be able to adapt them for yourself without troubles.

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On the opposite banks of a river stood an American solider and a Japanese Solider. It was nearing the end of WW2 and the American solider, deciding he personally didn't have anything against the other guys, decides to try and start a conversation with the Japanese solider.

"Hey Mate! How are you?" the American solider yells across the rivier. The Japanese solider just stands there glancing over. The American decides that maybe he is a bit shy so continue anyway.

(Action 1: Have your arms out to the side like you are an aircraft)
"How did you get here, did you fly by plane?" Japanese stands his ground. The American is a bit agitated, but decided to keep on going.

(Action 2: Pretend you are swimming)
"What do you like doing? Do you like swimming?" Japanese stands his ground. The American is getting pretty annoyed but decides to continue on.

(Action 3: This one is a little difficult to desribe, hold your left hand just above your elbow on the inside of your arm and raise your right arm once as if you are lifting a weight. Alternatively, just make some other gesture that represents having sex)
"Ohh, I know what you like, your a big stud with the women, aren't you?" Japanese man still stands his ground. By this point the American is furious and screams back.

(Action 4: Point both hands towards your eyes and then flick them away from your face)
"You slanted eye prick, all I'm doing is trying to be friendly, I can't wait till I can go home and never see another one of you again!"

The next day at the Japan camp, the General is handing out the orders.

"You're to go back to the river" he says to the Japanese solider who was there the day before.

"No way, I'm not heading back out there. 8ft tall American, 20 medals across his chest, arms and legs like tree trunks!" the solider crys.

"Why is this a problem? You've been fighting these Americans for the entire war!" enquires the General.

(Do the actions while saying this)
"Well at a quarter past 3 (Action 1), he is going to swim over (Action 2) and fuck me (Action 3) till my eyes pop out! (Action 4)"

 LOL that was hilarious