| spurgeonryan said: 42. Congo That's right! Bruce Campbell being American and eating a candy bar while his friends brain is being torn out because he is a bastard ass Diamond theif! If only Leo Dicraprio was around to see that. Congo ( insert name of guy who wrote the book Timeline, Sphere, Jurrasic Park, and I believe 13th Warrior as well) Laura Linney ( oscar whore) is on an adventure to find her fiance who was in the Congo looking for a rare diamond for his fathers techno company. What she found was something entirely else. A bald Joe Pantaliano, which will be the first time anyone ever cared about him, that crazy curly haired guy who says " This is not good!" in all of his 90's movies, British speaking Ernie Hudson in one of his best roles ever!, and the lamo from nip/tuck. They will battle cocaine addicted hippos, lazer beams, talking pandas, and killer gorillaz in a balls to the wall action adventure! Will Delroy lindo stop the Guy who played the clown in "IT" and the hotel manager in Home Alone 2 from eating his seseame cakes? Will a thousand Great grey apes trained by King solomon in the fictional book " The Bible" murder every last one of these luckless assholes? Probably. Rent it and find out for yourself. |
LOL. Best review ever.
