Are you a Virgin?

[burninmylight]

DanneSandin said:

burninmylight said:

JayWood2010 said:
Noooooope, not a virgin. but for all those who is, here is a word of knowledge for you.

"A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car." - Tyler Durden

Loreena Bobbit, maybe?

 

OT: I'm so damn far removed from virginity it's not even funny. Seriously, it's not. And because of the anonymity I'm allowed online, I'll freely admit that I was a male slut and have slept with several women I am ashamed of and I wish I could take those times back. When you're in your teens, you think it sounds cool, but when you get older and more mature, you realize it's nothing to brag about.

ma, stand up for what you've done! man up, goddamnit! I've slept with women I just wanted to kick out right afterwards because she almost disgusted me, but I suck it up and don't whine about it later on in my life. Some times you make bad decisions, but that's no excuse to regret anything. unless you got HIV or something from it.

With all the irresponsible unprotected sex I used to have, it's a wonder the worse thing I've ever caught is some minor STD that doesn't really effect males and only gives women a few bumps around the vagina. It even goes away on it's own eventually. :D But when you have a Q-Tip shoved up your urethra by Nurse Jackie and scream like a bitch at the top of your lungs while stomping holes in the floor, you never forget that feeling and learn to wrap it up.