I am God

[happydolphin]

Chrizum said:

I really am. Unless you can prove I'm not.

Being God, I can tell you being gay definitely is not a sin, you don't go to heaven when you die, and the Earth is billions of years old. Also, I didn't create life.

So, can you prove I'm not God? If you can't, start bowing down to my Greatness, because I have no mercy on those that don't!!

Sorry God, I'm a grammar nazi and you have two exclamation marks at the end of your post. I think you should go to hell for that.