How long can you last without emptying the pipes? (possible NSFW)

[Jay520]

badgenome said:

Jay520 said:

Funny you ask that. I just bought a new camera to observe my sleep cycle. I'd be happy to send you a video. There's just one problem: My name, address, Bank PIN number, and Social Security Numbers are all posted on my wall in clear, bold font. Do you promise not to use that info for any malacious purposes (such as stealing my identity)?

No. I mean no. I mean no! Goddamn it. Yes, of course.

Epic! What is your contact information?

Things are finally looking up for ol' Jay520!