Screamapillar on 24 January 2013
You can buy the digital version for $4.99. That's what I did. I didn't really care for it, though. The magazine is run by like two dozen high-profile fanboys who spend most of their time pandering and very little of the magazine actually has any kind of journalism or news coverage. I won't be buying it again, not unless they start to actually get news coverage of upcoming games instead of just making article after article of how much they all love Nintendo.
In case you couldn't tell, I really, really don't like pandering or blind fanboys ;)
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
