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Until today the Wii U's problem for me was that there wasn't a single announced game that me say "I need to get a Wii U so I can have this game."

Today, there are two or three of those games, and in time, there will be five or six. I'm getting one by the time Wind Waker HD releases



The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.