Screamapillar on 22 January 2013
5 million of those Kinects are sitting on shelves gathering dust at second-hand game shops. At least 5 million of them.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
