Screamapillar on 17 January 2013
Aside from pretty much all Sega hardware, the original Xbox was really the only game console I ever didn't want. To this day, aside from Halo, possibly one or two others, that systems' library just always seemed so "meh" to me.
PS2 had all the great third-party games and JRPGs, GameCube had all the great Nintendo sequels I wanted. Xbox was just in limbo to me. Totally indifferent to it the entire time it was on the market.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
