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I like what he's done, too*: nothing. Once again, his supporters rally around him and he just fucks them right over by serving them up a big, fat nothingburger. "I want a new assault weapons ban" means exactly jack shit when Harry Reid has already shot down the idea.



* I don't like the fact that he surrounded himself with kids to do it, or that he's proposing to blow another $500 million on nothing. But watching him shaft his stupid fan club who are too stupid to even realize they've been had is always good for a laugh. It's the one bright spot of his whole godawful presidency.