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I just can't believe how over-reactionary and alarmist people are being over guns right now. Guns only fire if the trigger is pulled.

I think our Constitution is already being trampled over and spit on enough as it is, without the ridiculous, emotional calls for more government-regulated restrictions coming from all but the most reasonable among us.

To some this may seem too blunt or harsh, but it is nevertheless as true as it's ever been: "Dead people make bad laws".

Translation for the less-rational among us: Just because you're upset about something that happened, don't over-react and let your emotions get the better of you, and pass a law just to make yourselves temporarily feel better.

Consider the consequences of the incremental chipping away of our rights as free citizens.



The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.