Screamapillar on 12 January 2013
I'd also like to add that perhaps it's better for the Wii U to have a "slower burn" instead of an 18-month honeymoon period like the Wii got, where it sold like gangbusters for less than two years, and then dropped off a cliff, and most software support along with it.
A slower burn, similar to the PS3, allows the system to sell well over a longer period of time, which increases software support and console longevity in the long-run, even if the first year or so seems like a death sentence. Let's not forget 2007, people. PS3 had a rough first year, too.
The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming—it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.
