What's Satan's side of the story?

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MoiseHnkel said:

''The Devil gave humans critical thinking, wich God didn't want. He wanted us to not eat eat from the tree of knowledge so we could basically be thought slave for eternity, but the devil come in. he did us a favor and turned the tables there with a single conversation.

Also, the devil killed a grand total of 10 people in the bible, while God killed somewhere around 2.3 milion.

He understands humain nature, but doesn't judge you for being humain. He accept God's unwanted children unconditionally. And still, he's the A**Hole.

Why?

Because he's the hero Humanity deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector.

Is the Dark Knight.''




- this is full of gold.

''Here's the paradise i made for you and your life partner, free of starvation, violence, pain, disease and greed. You're allowed to do anything you like, eat what you like and say what you like...except for that tree there. So you're allowed to have everything a human being could ever wish, and you can have it forever as long as you follow that 1 simple rule '' 

^Yeah sounds like slavery to me alright. Then the Devil, in the body of Snake comes in, tricks humans into eating from the tree and makes them lose everything they have. And you're gonna come in trying to be all smug and witty and tell us how Satan is the bad guy?