The Core
One of its reviews supposedly said "Puts the science back in science fiction!"
In fact, the opposite is true. Spoilers:
The premise is that a secret government project/weapon has made the Earth's core stop spinning, and this is understandably screwing up the planet's magnetic field. So they plan to fix it by DRILLING to the center of the Earth with LASERS to JUMP-START the Earth's core with NUKES. Problems encountered along the way include a GEODE OVER A MILE IN DIAMETER filled with GIANT DIAMONDS which the machine gets stuck on and they get out in their space suits and JACKHAMMER themselves free. The black guy dies. After they accomplish their goal THE NUCLEAR EXPLOSION PROPELS THEM TO THE TOP OF THE CRUST where they lie on the ocean floor until getting rescued by MOTHERFUCKING WHALES.
And that's just the stuff I haven't mentally blocked out to escape the trauma.
I once described this movie as "Like Plan 9 from Outer Space, only not funny".
Tag (courtesy of fkusumot): "Please feel free -- nay, I encourage you -- to offer rebuttal."
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My advice to fanboys: Brag about stuff that's true, not about stuff that's false. Predict stuff that's likely, not stuff that's unlikely. You will be happier, and we will be happier.
"Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts." - Sen. Pat Moynihan
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The old smileys: 
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I have the most epic death scene ever in VGChartz Mafia. Thanks WordsofWisdom!
