(Engage sarcasm mode)
You' re doing it wrong. One must make a title to undermine the subject at every turn. Like:
"Wii U only sold 1 million units!"
Or
"Wii U failed to sell 2 million units - we need to talk about it!"
(sarcasm mode discontinued)
Great for Nintendo. :)
In the wilderness we go alone with our new knowledge and strength.







