Bidet vs Toilet Paper

[wfz]

*Do this with your first piece of TP*

1) Grab toilet paper

2) Reach over to faucet

3) turn faucet on and get paper wet (but not so wet that it becomes completely limp)

4) Wipe your ass

5) Profit!

That's right, I figured out what the "4) ?????" step is.