Things you do if you do not own a Wii U yet~

[ASStronaut]

spurgeonryan said:

Fapp to your Goldie Hawn photograph in your wallet.

Use your puzzler to figure out why British people say Fap instead of Masterbation.

Use your puzzler to wonder why you did not remedy the two Fap spellings in this OP.

 

Is this a joke or something?

I have never heard the word "fap" in the 15 years I've lived in The UK. The word for masturbation is "wank".