Lemme try my 46 again.
*Pan's property, Do Not Open!*
Bob: Hey Steve...see that Box over there that says "Do Not Open"?
Steve: Yes and no you can't open it.
Bob: Why not?
Steve: Because it says "Do Not Open" and it belongs to Pan.
Bob: I bet there's all kinds of awesome things in there.
Steve: Surprisingly no, there isn't-
Bob: Wait, how do you know?
Steve: Because it was opened once before but no one got to see inside. It closed again before you could look-
Bob: Well, I want to see.
*Bob opens the box*
Bob: Holy crap, there's like 87 Bazillion guns inside!
Steve: What the-?!