of course I would buy one, I already have one, but maybe I would buy another.

If a slim releases, (in what I expect to be years down the road), I will buy it, and by then I expect all of these features to be present in that model.

but as DmeisterJ said, your list is not that inconceivable, maybe we will hear more about it at GDC- even though Sony isn't having a keynote this year.

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