Hahaha... I thought this would be a suggestion, and I was going to make fun of it...
Even better, though. Lawl at Wiki link.
And lawl at people still falling for it.
"[Our former customers] are unable to find software which they WANT to play."
"The way to solve this problem lies in how to communicate what kind of games [they CAN play]."
Satoru Iwata, Nintendo President. Only slightly paraphrased.