Who wants me dead?

[theprof00]

amp316 said:

theprof00 said:
You, the old man, were driving slow? How surprising.

And thank God for that.  If I weren't, I'd have went from being one foot in the grave to both feet, ankles, calves, etc in one with dirt piled on top.  

And here I thought you'd be a 'buried at sea' type.