Nintendo denies Wii U production lag after 'factory fire'

[Chandler]

Mr Khan said:

Chandler said:
Nintendo setting their own factories on fire to create artificial supply constraints. Those bastards.

lol

My sources tell me that the duct-tape-machine overheated due to massive overuse. But its not a problem. Since the Wii U is such old tech Nintendo decided to sell the burnt units as "Wii U Premium Pack". No one will notice the difference in processing power.