Internet wants Obama and Romney to have a pokemon battle.... what pokemon would they use?

[SamuelRSmith]

MDMAlliance said:

SamuelRSmith said:

Obama:

Zubat:

Why? Leech life (I'm sure other Pokemon have this move, but this is the only one I can remember). Obama's a socialist, he cannot survive off his own wellbeing, and has to suck it away from others.

 

I don't get how Obama is a socialist.  I also don't see how any of the rest of it is true.

Sorry, I didn't realise this was a serious thread. I must have got confused around the time that we were comparing presidential candidates to pokemon trainers.