The problem with EatAVita, GrabAVita, GetAVita, ScrewAVita, WhateverAVita, is that it is not a site name!
It comes off as pathetic and doesn't sound very good. Say the name outloud, ask a random person which sounds better, EatAVita.com or VitaChamber.com, VitaChamber will win hands down. It actually sounds like a place, a destination, which is what a website is.
The difference between the two is the difference between VGChartz.com and LookAtVGSales.com
I know we want people to get Vita's, but it's not the purpose of the site and it isn't a task it would be able to accomplish. The site should be reflective of its nature, be straightforward, approachable, and make sense immediately.
Before the PS3 everyone was nice to me :(