EA sent ME3 on Wii U to die.

[Galaki]

Roma said:

 

because Wii owners are so familiar with the series

 

@SkyVasNormandy @TheSorrow_ @BigMikeG83 To be fair, the Trilogy is intended for new players to the series. :)

— Mass Effect (@masseffect) September 26, 2012

I don't think we should even bother trying to understand their train of thoughts and just accept it as a pile of a LOLWTF.