*clearly ironic post*
You think making fun of Android is funny? You hateful, psychopathic pedants absolutely sicken me. If you said that shit to my face, on my COUNTRY SOIL, me and my boys would beat the shit out of you, snapping your throat in half and asphyxiating you with your own dick to teach you some empathy. You bestial fucks. How do you live with yourself? Are you making disgusting jokes because Nexus devices are objectively worth more than your iPhails and Windows8Shits, filling you with rage and existential angst? Fuck you. Maybe if you had a shred of humanity, the part of the world that MATTERS wouldn't regard you as animalistic savages. Burn in hell, and fear the judgement of God. Better hope that I'm not deployed anywhere near where you live next year, or so help me, I'll track down all of your IPs and personally make you rue the day your country took your inalienable right to bear arms. I hope you shitposters find the irony of an "Fandroid" filling your lips with hot bullets funny and a fitting end to your miserable life. And I'll be sure to clap over your lifeless, mutilated body. Never talk shit about Android ever again, because this is the price you worthless scumfucks have to pay.
Am I doing this right?
