[LULZ] The sun: Will you be picking up a Wii U? Here’s five reasons not to

[Chandler]

VicViper said:

"£239 on a console? That's a lifetime's supply of iPhone apps."

My new way of life.
One bottle of wine? But that's a 2 month's supply of iPhone apps
A new couch? But that's a 4 lifetime's supply of iPhone apps!

The news writer is competely right and I would rather get a lifetime's supply of iPhone Apps and play them on my iPhone. But I won't buy an iPhone because I rather get 3 more lifetime supplies of iPhone apps. Now I have 4 lifetime's supplies of iPhone apps and laugh about you fools, playing Bayonetta 2 on your silly Wii U and not having 4 lifetime's supplies of iPhone apps like I do.

 

On a serious note, I thought germany's own, BILD, is bad, but at least they try to report something news worthy, but in this article are no news to be found. It's read like an oppinion, which should not be present in a news article. But I guess this is what panic looks like.