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AbbathTheGrim said:

I have been having a lot of headaches lately so I went to the doctor to check me out. I had my skull scanned and they found something wrong with my head. The doctor told me that I have been diagnosed with brain-diarrhea and that I have not much time left in my life's calendar. He told me that it is not a common disease and that it's symptoms range from, of course, headaches and a constant flow of crappy thoughts circulating around one's head like stupid, bycle-riding monkeys in a cheap Russian circus.. I guess that explains why I have been behaving like I do towards all people, especially people in this site, and why I can't find any reason why Nintendo has any worth for gaming.

I just wanted to say goodbye, apologies to any of those that may have felt offended for something I said or didn't, and I want to thank you all in this site who have made me laugh, cry, go mad, and sometimes yes, a little aroused sexually.

It has been a pleasure. Truly yours and of the rest, AbbathTheGrim.

EYEWILLMISSYOU

But fa realz, if you're really Ill I hope you really well. We had our running into each other here and there, but you're a loveable guy.

Anyways, if you're just joking and have brain diarrhea, then the best way to cure it is to play as many casual Nintendo games as possible. 3 times a day, 2 doses before sleeping (it helps you dream better and reverses the vortex in your brainz).