iPhone 5 is killing the WiiU, somehow

[Alby_da_Wolf]

It's t3h g0ld3n ru13 0f d0m3: if there's anything that has an even ridiculously low probability of damaging Nintendo, Ninty is d0m3d.

And not necessarily competing products: for example, an immersion mixer could chop Ninty programmers' fingers --> Ninty is d0m3d.